One day, a pastor was with a women’s
congregation and he asked them:
Pastor (question): Can those with husbands raise
up their hands?
Ladies: (They all raised their hands).
Pastor (question): How many of you love their
husbands
Ladies: (They all raised their hands)
Pastor (question): Are you sure ladies before
God? Can I prophesy?
Ladies: Yes!!!
Pastor (question): When did you last tell your
husbands that “you love him "
Ladies: (Various answers but some of them said)- “today when leaving the house”, “last night”,
"when we went to bed”, “This morning when I
woke up”,
Pastor: Each one of you should send a message
“ I love you” to your husband now.
Ladies: They all sent the test message “I love you”
Pastor said: Exchange your phones
Ladies: They all exchanged their phones
Pastor: Read out loud the replies from the
husbands.
Here are the replies to the messages from their
husbands:
1. Is this message lost???
2. Aaaah who is this????
3. Am I dreaming??
4. What is the matter!!??
5. What do you mean!!!!??????
6. Could it be that you need money???!!?
7. Did you smash my car?????
8. The message should be sent back to the
intended owner!!!!
9. To hell!!!!!!!!!
10. I will beat you to death today until you tell me
to whom the message was intended!!!!!!
PLEASE UR COMMENTS ARE NEEDED...
IS THIS HOW IT IS...
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